Yesterday morning, my son played in his first soccer game of the season, with the team he’s playing on for 6- and 7-year-olds, in kindergarten and first grade. I’m a parent (and I’m the team’s head coach) so let me admit my bias here, but it was amazing to watch them.

We won the game 9-0. (I wish the other team had scored at least a goal or two, and afte…